Welcome...to my mind.

encompassment:

age 7: I want to be a teen titan

age 18: I want to be a teen titan

bestnatesmithever:

itswallie:

 #that took me a second to get #this is a very involved joke

So patient. So good.

babyferaligator:

WHY IS WALKING PAST STRANGERS SO STRESSFUL

shout out to minimum wage workers have to work on labor day so folks with cushy desk jobs can have the day off.

gayvvitchcraft:

teacher: tell the class a bit about yourself

me:

image

jobhaver:

you: that is a nice ass shirt

me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”

cloudy-dreamers:

Imagine if you could put emojis into passwords

"That’s not possible… That is simply not possible!"